WWE legend launches personal re-brand with Perk Angle coffee
Hoping to finally eschew the “Perc Angle” nickname that has dogged him since overcoming his struggles with substance addition, WWE Hall of Famer Kurt Angle has launched a new brand of coffee called Perk Angle.
Perk Angle coffee promises “a gold-medal cuppa coffee brewed with intensity, and Indonesian beans,” according to a press release from Angle’s company, It’s True Enterprises.
For years, insensitive wrestling fans have callously nicknamed the former Olympian “Perc Angle,” because he developed a dependence on painkillers while entertaining the crap out of those same fans for years with a highly physical style.
Angle is now free of all drugs, except for caffeine, and suggests that any so-called wrestling fan who uses the “Perc Angle” nickname should fill their stupid mouths with delicious, freshly brewed Perk Angle coffee.