Fans of professional wrestling were stunned to silence and frustration Saturday night when The Rock appeared at Elimination Chamber flanked by [INSERT NAME OF UNNECESSARY AND UNWANTED RAP STAR], who joined the attack on Cody Rhodes for reasons never explained.

WWE has a long history of including superfluous rappers to WrestleMania, like when [GENERIC FORGETTABLE RAPPER] teamed with John Cena, the time [OTHER GENERIC R&B CLOWN] lip-synched a 28-minute medley of songs most wrestling fans did not wish to hear.

At Saturday’s event, [UNWANTED RAPPER] sided with The Rock and the newly evil John Cena, although the entire segment would have been much more powerful and effective had it not included [THIS YEAR’S UNWANTED CELEBRITY CROSSOVER IN WWE].

During Saturday’s beatdown, [UNWANTED RAPPER]’s actions demonstrated that he doesn’t actually understand how wrestling works and will detract WrestleMania’s main event — just like [OTHER RAPPER FROM BEFORE] and [TRASH FROM JERSEY SHORE].

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