Unwilling to rest on his laurels after demolishing the legendary “streak” and career of The Undertaker, apelike professional wrestler Brock Lesnar has vowed to conquer an even greater adversary: NXT Divas Champion Bayley.

Lesnar’s mouthpiece and tamer, Paul Heyman, proclaimed at a press conference this morning that Lesnar will face the bubbly, huggable heroine at WrestleMania this spring.

“My client, [unintelligible growl] Lesnar, has achieved everything one can possibly achieve in this business — except for an NXT Divas Championship reign,” said Heyman.

Heyman issued a warning to Bayley that she would soon “visit Suplex City,” though he refrained from adding the usual epithet, “bitch,” likely to avoid a sexual harassment lawsuit.

According to backstage sources within WWE, Bayley is expected to easily defeat Lesnar and begin a 22-match winning streak at WrestleMania.