John Cena, the legendary professional wrestler and thespian who inspired his fans to “never give up,” is giving up wrestling.
Cena announced that 2025 will be his final year in professional wrestling, making it the latest in a series of things Cena has given up on.
For example, despite Cena’s claims to be a doctor of thuganomics, leaked transcripts from DeVry indicate that Cena failed to complete even basic thuganomics.
WWE intends to capitalize on Cena’s recent change of heart by marketing new merchandize bearing the slogan “OK, Sometimes Give Up.”
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