Patriotic professional wrestler Mr. America announced this week that he is coming out of retirement as spokesperson for Real American Beer.
Mr. America — clad in his trademark mask, with wispy blond hair cascading out the back — was accompanied at a press conference this morning by Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart, where the duo address “beer-a-maniacs.”
Mr. America replaces Hulk Hogan as the beer company’s “spokesbrother,” after Hogan was fired following an embarrassing appearance on Netflix (Mr. Nanny).
The return of Mr. America will likely spark speculation by conspiracy theorists about his real identity — some of whom claim (without evidence) that the man behind the mask is actually Hogan.
Of course, this theory is baseless, given that we have already proven that Mr. America is portrayed by Dan Spivey.
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