Legendary sports-entertainer and former role model Hulk Hogan drew big cheers when he endorsed WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump for US president, but he shocked voters and pundits on both sides of the aisle today by also endorsing Biden, albeit with unnaturally dark facial stubble.

During a surprise press conference at the White House, Hogan ripped off his red Trump-Vance 2024 tank-top to reveal a blue Biden-Harris 2020 tank-top underneath, and a preposterous combination of blonde handlebar moustache and jet-black beard.

Hogan, 70, stood alongside President Joe Biden, 107, while strumming a replica world championship belt like a guitar to the loudspeaker accompaniment of Jimi Hendrix’s Voodoo Child.

“We’re taking over, brother,” Hogan yelled into the camera while Biden spray-painted the word DEMS onto the back of a midget dressed like J.D. Vance, while angry republicans pelted the duo with plastic cups.

Biden himself unveiled a tough new look, wearing leather jackets and frequently flicking toothpicks in people’s faces, though it’s unclear whether Biden is aware he is doing this.

Remarkably, Hogan seems to have helped unify a divided America, since voters on the left and the right all agree he’s a heel.