Gossip is swirling backstage at World Wrestling Announcement (WWE) over the possibility of a WrestleMania “dream match” between multi-time Brock Lesnar and the most popular superstar from WWE’s Netflix premiere, Macaulay Culkin.
The former child star received an enormous positive ovation (the opposite of Hulk Hogan’s reception) on WWE Raw, which reportedly prompted WWE Executive Paul Levesque-Helmsley-McMahon-Ryzing to offer Culkin a lucrative WrestleMania contact on the spot.
Culkin has not publicly commented on the rumors, though one source close to him, who asked to be identified only as Kieren, said Macauley slapped his cheeks with his palms and screamed excitedly with his mouth wide open upon hearing the news.
Most pundits believe Culkin doesn’t stand a chance against Lesnar, but those skeptics underestimate Culkin’s ability to make devastating weapons out of common household items like marbles and paint cans.
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