Professional sports-entertainer Riddle was forced to wrestle barefoot once again today after absent-mindedly leaving his wrestling boots at home, as he always does. 

“Bro,” the wrestler muttered to himself after opening gear bag backstage to discover his boots were missing again, for the 947th time in a row.”Brooo.” 

Nervous about catching athlete’s foot, Riddle wore flip-flops to the ring (but quickly and surreptitiously flung the flip-flops aside in hopes that nobody noticed his embarrassing footwear). 

Riddle then wrestled yet another entire match barefoot — something he hates to do, because he always ends up stubbing his toe on a ring-post or something. 

To avoid such problems again, Riddle intends to get his knuckles tattooed with the words BRING BOOTS. 

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