Cena grants WrestleMania wish for man-child suffering from terminal talentlessness
Even as a “heel,” John Cena couldn’t help but grant a special WrestleMania wish for l’il Travis Scott, a grown-up boy with suffering from chronic delusions of grandeur made worse by terminal talentlessness.
Cena allowed sweet little Travis, who naively believes both wrestling and his own talent are real, to participate in his main-event match against Cody Rhodes — and even hold a fancy replica belt!
Travis’ parents, Gord and Barbara Scott, watched from ringside, beaming with pride as their boy stood right beside his hero, Cena (even though Scott’s presence in the storyline at all was completely superfluous and distracting).
Tragically, Travis doesn’t even know he is suffering from terminal talentlessness, and is unaware that his career has only months left to live.
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