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Professional wrestler John Cena is, ironically, recovering in a local medical facility today after an ill-fated Make-A-Wish visit, during which…

Wrestling fans worldwide are unanimously rejoicing today after it was revealed that, at long last, legendary superstar Glacier will be…

The Helmsley administration is scrambling to explain how long time wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer was added, unnoticed, to a top-secret…

WWE Hall of Famer and two-time US “President” Donald Trump, reportedly “heartbroken” over the recent heel turn of his favorite…

Linda McMahon, the former WWE matriarch appointed by WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump to dismantle education in the United…

Professional wrestler and Hollywood thespian John Cena, once lauded for his tireless work granting wishes to ailing children, is now…

After suffering a career-threatening breakage at a World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) event, a wooden table has dedicated itself to clean…

Vince McMahon, the longtime billionaire mogul of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), is reportedly in financial trouble and performing as “Mister…

Amid escalating tensions with WWE Hall of Famer and US President Donald J. Trump, Canadian Prime Minister Jacques Rougeau announced…

After shocking wrestling fans worldwide by “turning heel” at Saturday’s WWE Elimination Chamber event, professional wrestler John Cena further shocked…

Fans of professional wrestling were stunned to silence and frustration Saturday night when The Rock appeared at Elimination Chamber flanked…

Professional wrestler Cody Rhodes got a big reaction from the Toronto crowd Saturday when he said “Go f— yourself” to…

Although it is widely believed that WWE Superstar Bron Breakker is the son of former tag-team champion Rick Steiner, a…

Professional wrestler Cody Rhodes has been receiving mixed reviews for his new tattoo — a colourful bird inked onto the…

Fans of American football are gearing up for their annual half-baked rip-off of WrestleMania, blissfully unaware that football is a…

World Wrestling Entertainment may soon be unable to afford top luchadores like Penta and Rey Mysterio after Mexico announced it…

Hoping to finally eschew the “Perc Angle” nickname that has dogged him since overcoming his struggles with substance addition, WWE…

John Cena, the legendary professional wrestler and thespian who inspired his fans to “never give up,” is giving up wrestling.…

A study published today by the Harvard Sociological Review concludes that, amid geopolitical chaos and the rise of so-called alternative…

Patriotic professional wrestler Mr. America announced this week that he is coming out of retirement as spokesperson for Real American…

Gossip is swirling backstage at World Wrestling Announcement (WWE) over the possibility of a WrestleMania “dream match” between multi-time Brock…

The professional wrestling lexicon has officially evolved this week, as the term “X-Pac Heat” — long used to describe crowd…

Retired professional wrestler Hulk Hogan returned to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) this week, only to realize that he had taken…