The 10 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2016

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In a media landscape dominated by “fake news,” the world needs the fair and balanced journalism of Kayfabe News more than ever.

As 2016 draws to a close, we look back at the hard-hitting reportage that made Kayfabe News the world’s most trusted source of pro wrestling insights and analysis.

Shane McMahon’s WrestleMania plunge revealed to be CGI

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Shane McMahon’s infamous plummet from atop Hell in a Cell was pre-recorded in a Hollywood soundstage.

McMahon vows to topple UFC with new “extreme” fighting league, XFC

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Vince McMahon insists the new XFC will become the world’s dominant MMA league within six months.

 

6 WWE Wrestlers You Didn’t Realize Were Child Stars

Before he got "Big," Cass was best known for being left "Home Alone" to abuse bungling burglers!
Before he got “Big,” Cass was best known for being left “Home Alone” to abuse bungling burglers!

 

Austin saves America by once again stunning Trump

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Moments after this picture was taken, a stunned Donald Trump lay quivering, covered in Steveweisers.

 

Glenn Jacobs to portray Fake Roman Reigns

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Glenn Jacobs got elaborate, unattractive tattooing in order to portray his new character.

 

Dixie Carter’s ingenious “invasion” of WWE nearing completion

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The arrival of Showtime Eric Young in NXT means that Dixie Carter (inset) is likely just days away from finally toppling World Wrestling Entertainment.

 

Young wrestling fan loses spelling bee with s-a-w-f-t

Turns out it's spelled s-o-f-t.
Turns out it’s spelled s-o-f-t.

 

WWE cameraman diagnosed with hyperactive zoom disorder

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Before he admitted he had a problem, he flaunted his annoying zooming skills.

 

A look back at Roman Reigns’ glory days in Ring of Honor

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Roman Reigns (left, as “Tyler Black”) was a top star in the Ring of Honor promotion for several years.

 

Wrestling fan struggling to get “over” with girls

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Todd Murphy can’t figure out why he can’t get a “push” on the dating roster.

 

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