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April 8, 2013
Immediately following a live broadcast of WWE Monday Night Raw, more than 16,000 wrestling fans streamed into New Jersey pharmacies…
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April 8, 2013
After suffering an embarrassing loss to flamboyant rookie Fangango at WrestleMania 29, Chris Jericho got his revenge today when he…
wrestlemania-29-review
April 8, 2013
In his webcam review of WrestleMania 29, perpetually cynical wrestling fan Dylan Kropf described the event as the “worst show…
April 7, 2013
Contrary to popular belief, professional wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson will not actually be at the MetLife Stadium for his…
April 7, 2013
A remarkable winning streak of 20 consecutive WrestleMania matches might finally be broken when CM Punk takes on an undefeated…
CM Punk WrestleMania
April 7, 2013
CM Punk is aiming to put on a stellar performance during his WrestleMania match against The Undertaker, in the hope…
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April 7, 2013
Professional wrestler Triple-H says he will emerge victorious at WrestleMania by incapacitating his opponent, Brock Lesnar, using a simple riddle.…
the rock
April 7, 2013
Just hours before he was scheduled to co-headline WrestleMania, professional wrestler and Hollywood actor Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson phoned in…
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April 7, 2013
Professional wrestler Zack Ryder is looking forward to WrestleMania 29, but figures he’ll save himself a few bucks by just…
Vince McMahon
April 7, 2013
Furious over the unseasonably cool weather in New Jersey, where the annual WrestleMania event is being held in an outdoor…
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April 6, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment held its annual Hall of Fame induction ceremony tonight, once again failing to recognize the remarkable talents…
Bruno Sammartino HOF
April 6, 2013
After decades of struggling to prove his worthiness, Bruno Sammartino will finally have the honor of being enshrined in the…
backlund sammartino hall of fame
April 6, 2013
Determined to claim what he believes is his rightful place in wrestling history, deranged wrestler Bob Backlund reportedly intends to…
April 5, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment has announced that Sean “Diddy” Combs will perform Sunday at WrestleMania because all the world’s more talented…
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April 5, 2013
Approximately 80,000 people from every corner of the globe are descending upon New Jersey this weekend to watch a physical…
Rock vs Cena
April 4, 2013
In an epic rematch this Sunday at WrestleMania, the Five-Knuckle Shuffle and the People’s Elbow will finally square off to…
April 3, 2013
Tyler Brown, an especially gullible wrestling fan from Idaho, is making the long trip to Texas under the happy delusion that…
April 2, 2013
WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, long absent from social media, shocked wrestling fans this week when he made his very first…
cena nuff sign
April 1, 2013
Despite being quite proud of the “Cena Nuff” sign he held aloft at a recent WWE event, 28-year-old Tyson Walters…